Opening Of Trout Season T-Shirts

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Perils of the double play.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Trout Game

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'I pulled something playing soccer.'

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

'I think maybe they should move opening day until it's warmer.'

MLB 2020

Anticipating Opening Day!

Two men trout fishing

"C'mon, speed it up!"

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

Football Kill

'Can I have my quarterback now?'

'It's Duck Season: I'm pretending to be a platypus...'

"Ah the sound of the first lawn mower"