Opening Of Trout Season Pillows

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Perils of the double play.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Trout Game

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'I pulled something playing soccer.'

'I'm trying for steelhead.'

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

MLB 2020

'I think maybe they should move opening day until it's warmer.'

Anticipating Opening Day!

Two men trout fishing

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

"C'mon, speed it up!"

'It's Duck Season: I'm pretending to be a platypus...'

'Didn't you hear? They've made the balls bigger to compensate for steroids.'

'Can I have my quarterback now?'

Football Kill

"Ah the sound of the first lawn mower"