Opening A New Garage Gifts

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Important Food Groups

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"Check out this new store."

CLEAR!

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Art Gallery.

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'You're no Pollock.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

How to Build a Bungalow

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Oh...that's not good."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Bob's DIY Store

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."