Opening A New Bookstore Gifts

The key to the kingdom bookshop

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Multi-Generational Books

Important Food Groups

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

Myths and legends...

Rodin's Browser

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."