Open-mindedness Ambassador Pillows

'Newsflash, loverboy - being a transvestite has got nothing to do with one's land of origin'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Prejudice/Empathy

"Are you OK hun?"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Europe

Teach Love

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

Emotional Support Dog

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Carbon footprint

The Environmentalist Fighting Deforestation

Society for the Furtherance of Liberal Thought.

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

Water carriers/bearers.

"I can express my opinions to you because you have an open mind."

Charitable Tax Donations to Bum

'Thanks for showing the new kid around, Wesley.'

Wishing swell.

"So, I hear you swing both ways."

Building Bridges

I can't believe you bought an air guitar on eBay! (Published originally on December 18, 2007.)

"I'm supposed to be someplace downtown right now, sucking the air out of the room."

'For once can't you open your mind?'

'I warn you mate - he doesn't like mean people.'

Dead to Me

"When I grow up, I'll still be religious."

"Thanks for keeping an open mind."

Help Wanted: No Preconceived Notions Required. We'll create your new world view.

"Alice, you have to make a decision. This is still a monogamy state."