Open-minded Chatters Pillows

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

Communication

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

Online Dating

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

'The bar's famous for its high spirits.'

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

"I can express my opinions to you because you have an open mind."

Airport Literature

When I went in they were discussing Tina Turner.

"Do you play?"

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

"So, I hear you swing both ways."

"After so many years of marriage what are you getting for your anniversary?"

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

parrot can't stand small squawk

'For once can't you open your mind?'

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

7th Monkey Business Conference: 'Thanks, but I don't need the microphone: I'm a howler monkey...'

"When I grow up, I'll still be religious."

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."