Open-hearted Pillows

First Church of Whatever Works for You.

Get crazy once in a while

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Prejudice/Empathy

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'Hug someone you love today, but don't break them in half.'

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

Golf ball escaping.

'Hey! Those things aren't toys, you know.'

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

"The only problem I have with my belief system is that I always believe it."

"I can express my opinions to you because you have an open mind."

"So, I hear you swing both ways."

'For once can't you open your mind?'

"When I grow up, I'll still be religious."

"Thanks for keeping an open mind."

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"When someone else is eating it, it wouldn't kill you to be just a little gluten-tolerant."

"Alice, you have to make a decision. This is still a monogamy state."

"As you probably heard me telling Liz, I'd like to start seeing other twins."

"Dear, what would you say to the idea of bringing more ethnic and gender diversity into our marriage?"

"Mom, Dad, this is my friend Cindy. Cindy is a sex worker."

Gender.

"Hello there. I'm the bluebird of Orthodox Judaism. What do you say you get up, you put on t'fillin and you daven this morning?"

'Wait a minute - Shouldn't we flip a coin to see who goes first?'

"Er! Actually I was thinking of starting with the left handed."

"I wish you weren't so narrow-minded."

"Millions! Billions! Maybe we should find some people who just need a few bucks."