Oops Moments Pillows

The Raging Enema.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

"You and your daft inventions."

"This does not make us friends."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Say these things, don't think them!"

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I think that one is a little too honest."

Spinach Dating.

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

A close encounter of the awkward kind

The Adventures of Morton - Harmless juggler.

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."