Online Testing Pillows

"I got a perfect score on this online I.Q. test."

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Pajama Day 743

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Nervous Oral Testing

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"You've got computer-breath."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Second lifeReal life.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Travelogue

Technologies and distance classes

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Internet Cafe.