Online Testing Mugs

"I got a perfect score on this online I.Q. test."

Ethics exam cheater.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Pajama Day 743

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Nervous Oral Testing

Obsession with the Internet.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You've got computer-breath."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Second lifeReal life.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Technologies and distance classes

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Travelogue

"We thought this was more realistic."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"