Online Skills Mugs

"I think your internet skills have improved enough that we can trust you with the Brick and Mortar account."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Pajama Day 743

Nervous Oral Testing

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Technologies and distance classes

"She looks just like in your photos."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

Education Plan

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Fishing Contest

Grandad Prodigy

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

"I still maintain an online presence."

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."