Online Skills T-Shirts

"I think your internet skills have improved enough that we can trust you with the Brick and Mortar account."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Pajama Day 743

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Nervous Oral Testing

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Technologies and distance classes

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"She looks just like in your photos."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Have you considered vlogging?"

'Follow the revolution on Facebook, Twitter, Youtube, Blogspot,,,'

Fishing Contest

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

"I still maintain an online presence."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Grandad Prodigy

Education Plan

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."