Digital Skills T-Shirts

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

I.T. Fear

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"A virus ate my homework."

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"You're never too old to learn..."

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

Grandad Prodigy

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Fishing Contest

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

'There's new evidence that my departure from my previous employer merely coincided with their brain drain.'

"I don't usually allow him on the furniture, but he is rebooting my computer."

Facebook/Meta

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

Harvest Data Festival

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."