Digital Skills Gifts

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

I.T. Fear

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"A virus ate my homework."

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

Fishing Contest

Grandad Prodigy

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

"I don't usually allow him on the furniture, but he is rebooting my computer."

'There's new evidence that my departure from my previous employer merely coincided with their brain drain.'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Harvest Data Festival

"Today, you're going to spend less time breaking into the school back office website, redirecting air traffic, sending encrypted messages overseas...and more time working on the lesson."

"There's also a link to my manifesto in the notes section—www.freewilioz.org, articles four and five, respectively."

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."