Learning Digital Skills Gifts

Learning the Internet . . . A B C.

Computer Room.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

I.T. Fear

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"You're never too old to learn..."

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

Grandad Prodigy

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

My First Boat

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'