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You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.
Felix Mendelssohn
"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"
"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"
A violin spider and a saxaphone spider
Drummer
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."
Golden age of music
Edward Elgar.
"Ding" "Dong"
Maestro
'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'
Maurice Ravel.
Concerto in DOS for Microsoft Windows.
Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.
21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder
Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov
I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?
Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.
Remote work
"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."
Leonard Bernstein
James Levine
'It's an email of a text that someone twittered...I think.'
Peter Tchaikovsky.
"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"
Franz Schubert
Aleksandr Glazunov
'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'
Jean Sibelius.
Louis Antoine Jullien
"I don't do videos for fame and fortune, I do them for catnip and belly rubs."
Cat symphony conductor
The Triangle
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