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'I am simply saying that something is not right when your whole social life is online.'

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"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

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The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"...And those are some of the books I would have read if the Internet had never been invented."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Curious George, Dad

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

Social media and privacy

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"Well, yes. It was love at first sight. But only because I was drunk at the time."

"I see that you're very concerned about the rise of AI technology."

"What do you want to do for Valentine's Day?"

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

"No, as of yet, they are not on the internet!"

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