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The Ungooglable Man

Social media family vs regular family

"No! Instagram was enough! I don't want to know about Tik Tok!"

"You don't need to come in for any more check-ups . . . we can get most of your personal information off Facebook."

"I gotta boycott twitter. But is it a boycott if I've never tweeted before?"

'Dad! Open up to social networking. Stop being so Henry David Thoreau-ish!'

"Your 'Big Brother' just 'friended' me."

"Old people seem content because they know all the dodgy-stuff they said and did years ago isn't still floating around the internet."

"The witness will not tweet his testimony."

My Life as a Troll

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"

"My insurance deductible is like most of my Facebook friends - I've never met it."

Life Before Instagram

'Gerald likes to keep his mind active with a spot of cyber bullying.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

There's some guy in the caf

I'm an actual troll and even I'm afraid to post on social media these days!

"Friend request from the mailman? Nice try."

Curious George, Dad

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Rare Books

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

Why do you hate the media?

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."