Online Shopping Adventurer Mugs

'God bless mommy, daddy, spot, and that sports car I bought off the Internet with daddy's credit card.'

One-click Ordering.

'I bought this Kit Car off the Internet for $12.93. I guess you get what you pay for.'

Tracking app: '3 minutes ago, we couldn't deliver your toilet paper parcel because you didn't answer the door.'

"I TOLD you not to buy a cabin bag online!"

"It serves me right for trying to order a pet online."

"I searched for a garden gnome on Amazon and he's been following me ever since.'"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Terms and conditions

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'Our giant sale now on!'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

Man on Stilts in a Market

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

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"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

Drones

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

Discount Shopping.

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'