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"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

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"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

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'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

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"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'You've got to give Tom credit. When he's searching for parts for his car online, nothing bothers him...and I mean nothing!'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"It looked different on the internet."

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

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"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

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"There's another one! Pull over!"

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

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