Online Security Wizards Pillows

'It was really hard for him when somebody stole his identity...but it felt even worse when they gave it back.'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

If Disney was a software company

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Why do you need so many computers?

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Man feeding his computer money.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'