Online Peacemaker Gifts

Reconciliation in social networks

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Noise Pollution

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"You see?"

Middleast Peace

Boss

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Gaza escalation

Meeting between USA and North Korea

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'