Online Peacemaker Gifts

Reconciliation in social networks

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Noise Pollution

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"You see?"

Middleast Peace

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Gaza escalation

Unsettlements.

Meeting between USA and North Korea

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Munich Security Conference