Online Paradox Enthusiast T-Shirts

Dress your paradox-loving friend in a t-shirt that challenges perception, featuring clever phrases and mind-twisters that spark curiosity.

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'Internet privacy is important and worth protecting. That's exactly what I just wrote on my nude picture binge drinking blog!'

'Internet privacy is important and worth protecting. That's exactly what I just wrote on my nude picture binge drinking blog!' mockup

'Internet privacy is important and worth protecting. That's exactly what I just wrote on my nude picture binge drinking blog!'

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"Drunk, yet orderly"

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"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned." mockup

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

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The Physiciatrist...

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"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest." mockup

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

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"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'" mockup

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

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'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.' mockup

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

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"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

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Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

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Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

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'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

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'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

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Bumper Limos

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The Meaning of Life

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'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

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'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'

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"I move for less transparency."

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'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'

'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,' mockup

'The last thing he said was 'I'm going to go look up the work 'Dictionary' in the dictionary,' and then the universe kind of collapsed around him,'

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"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes." mockup

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

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Grenadiers

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"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

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