Online Investigator T-Shirts

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'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Travelogue

Alternative Medicine

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

The new Physics

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'Ask your computer.'