Online Image Curator Prints

'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

The Cloud

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

National Archives

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

Dorian Gray views a Selfie

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

'Save or delete...decisions, decisions..it's just like being at work!'

The first thing I'm doing is deleting all my old Insta photos.

'You look exactly like your website.'

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

"Your best bet is photoshop."

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'I'm making sure my self-inflated Wikipedia entry corresponds to my self-inflated Facebook profile.'

'What bothers me is that we all look so successful.'

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

"You're suffering from defective media image. What you need is a spin doctor."

"We'll make you appear smart, but a little inarticulate - instead of somebody who is stupid and doesn't know what he's talking about."

'Instead of going somewhere, how about we just Photoshop our vacation this year?'

"I understand the house is a mess inside."