Online Dating Ditcher Pillows

'You said you lived in a gated community.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Today's love

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Everybody meets online these days."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Your website or mine?'

cuPad

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Your profile said that you liked long walks on the beach."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"We met the old fashioned way – online, in a chat room."