Online Dating Consultant T-Shirts

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

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"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

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'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

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"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

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"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'Your website or mine?'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Today's love

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'