Online Concert Goer Gifts

(Ahem) Dear patrons, an announcement: My symphony debuts online next week

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

Concert Pianist.

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

EWE 2.

I love my Timpani

George Michael

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Elvis Presley

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Freddie Mercury

Jarvis Cocker

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Eric Clapton.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Free Bird!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Jimi Hendrix.

Steve Howe.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

Mark Knopfler.