Online Adopter Pillows

'I found him on the internet.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Pick me!"

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"Foster failure"

'Ahhh...'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Foster failure

"He's such a fussy eater."

Raised by Dogs

"Be kind"

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"They look so young and helpless."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'