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'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'I found him on the internet.'

"So much for password protected."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

The shakedown escalates.

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"I just ate my organ donor card."

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

Grapes Drinking Blood

"Give me your KickStarter URL again. I'll just PayPal my money."

"It's called tithing, not a flat tax of 10%."

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

A donor overcomes fear and risk with data and transparency in order to get funding.

Please help.

'I can't believe it. The same woman who sends me to my room for staining my clothes just donated money for stained glass.'

'Very admirable, but how am I expected to keep track of your donated lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, cornea's etc?' Donor at the gates of heaven.

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'It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to GIVE there.'