Online Donor Pillows

'I'm afraid I don't have any spare change at the moment.. Tell you what though, if you give me your email address I'll contribute via the internet.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'I found him on the internet.'

"So much for password protected."

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'When I die could you preserve my liver for medical research? You've done that already.'

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

The shakedown escalates.

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

"I just ate my organ donor card."

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'I want to leave my body to the medical school, and my mind to the psychiatric hospital.'

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"

"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."

Half of those who made no donations last year 'do not trust charities'.

Grapes Drinking Blood

"It's called tithing, not a flat tax of 10%."

"It's a large gift - a very large gift. So the question is: do we rename ourselves 'Aunt Tilly's Frozen Fish University'?"

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

A donor overcomes fear and risk with data and transparency in order to get funding.

'Very admirable, but how am I expected to keep track of your donated lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, cornea's etc?' Donor at the gates of heaven.

Please help.

'I can't believe it. The same woman who sends me to my room for staining my clothes just donated money for stained glass.'

New: Random Acts of Kindness Apps!

Reunion of organ donors