Omega-3 Advocate Gifts

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Statue of Female Executive

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Heart Disease Menu

Save the river.

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

Sea Change.

'Too much Omega 3.'

Stop Human Footing

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"You have sewage between your teeth."

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

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