Omega-3 Advocate Prints

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Politically Correct Snowperson

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Japanese Whaling

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Statue of Female Executive

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'Sure I care about the ozone and the environment. But what can I do? I'm just a bump on a log?'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'Too much Omega 3.'

Sea Change.

Heart Disease Menu

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

Stop Human Footing

Save the river.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

Frontex

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"You have sewage between your teeth."