Omega-3 Aficionado Prints

"With all these omega-3 fatty acids, you'd think I'd feel better."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You do like octopus?"

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'Too much Omega 3.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

Get a rockpool!

Organ Player

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

Cook and Octopus

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

octopus knitting a jumper...

Odd Spas

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

Food Pyramid.

'I'm organic.'

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"