Olympics Hopefuls Pillows

'Doug is determined to make it into the U.S. bobsled team for the 2014 Olympics.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

It's okay -- I'm training for the 2020 Olympics.

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Champions biting their medals

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

Olympic Bubble

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

'I'd like to redecorate the livingroom, but for now it's Henry's high jump practice area.'

Living the Dream

'There goes Tom Daley.'

"Sorry, Mr. Popeye, no Olympics for you. Y'know spinach is a performance enhancing drug."

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'