Future Olympians Club Pillows

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Exercising

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'We may dream Emily could grow up to be president, but we'd NEVER let her go through those nasty campaigns!'

'Don't feel bad. Maybe your son is just a late bloomer.'

'Just take your time, Sweetheart. Remember, it's not a race.'

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.

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'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

"Congratulations, your baby is a footballer...!"

"Not to diminish what you've achieved in the last eighteen months of training, but it appears that the javelin roll is not an Olympic sport."

"No, you can't go sledding. It's too dangerous and besides, you have football practice."

"It's scary. These new kids don't want to wait until they're thirty-five for their five million."

'I just felt it kick again, Charlie - I think he's going to be a football superstar!'

"We're practicing our bad penmanship. In case we want to become doctors some day."

"I don't like the look of that new member."

'We're here for the big chest tournament.'

Your start in the egg and spoon race can be improved...