Olympic Aspirant Pillows

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Olympic Climate

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

A scarecrow goalie

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"To be honest, it just collects dust."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'