Olympics Buff Pillows

"We may need to run a dope test..."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

US v.s. Tech Giants

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

Some scents are nonsense.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Keep Fit.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"I like to keep things simple."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Weight Gain Denial

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

We're polishing our brand.