Olympic Organizers Pillows

Olympic torch relay in a flood.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

Sloth 10K.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

A catch-all is born.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Tenafly International Film Festival

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Office Safety.

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

"Ok, you wash, you dry...."

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar. By the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and speaker we hoped to use died in 1967...'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

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