Old West Seeker Pillows

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

High Riders of the Old West

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Wild West Text Showdown

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

"..Not cloudy all day."

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

The modern sheriff.

"Trepanning for gold"

Louis XIV

Reality Wagon Train

Custer's Last Rollo

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

The corona ranger

"What?"

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"