Old West Seeker Pillows

"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

High Riders of the Old West

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Wild West Text Showdown

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

The modern sheriff.

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"Trepanning for gold"

Louis XIV

Reality Wagon Train

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

The corona ranger

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"What?"

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

Custer's Last Rollo

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."