Old West Reenactment Pillows

'I love that new horse smell.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Pirate

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Sundial Time

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Hipsters"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Blue Dress

"I'd say business was brisk."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Sabrage!

How Romans give each other a high five...

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"It's the battering classes"

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

Wild West Text Showdown

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

The modern sheriff.

Davey Crockets Teddy Bear hat

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

"Trepanning for gold"

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"