"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"
Old West Historian Pillows
Add a touch of Western charm to their space with pillows that celebrate old west history. Soft, decorative, and featuring witty or historic designs, they make a cozy statement.
Billy. The Kid.
"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"
"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."
"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."
"Can't we ride off in another direction?"
"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"
"Reach for the sky, stranger."
'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'
Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.
'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'
"Trepanning for gold"
"..Not cloudy all day."
"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."
'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'
The modern sheriff.
"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."
"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"
The corona ranger
Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.
'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'
Deadwood 25 miles
Custer's Last Rollo
Reality Wagon Train
"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."
"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"
"Yes, I have a home where the buffaloroam. Are you in the market?"
"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."
'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'
'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'
"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"
"Barkeep, gimme a shot of your finest whiskey." "Not so fast there, partner." "Oh, sorry. A... sh... ot... of... yo... ur... fin... est... whis... key...."
TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.
Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.
"Just a minute - I'm uploading."
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