Old University Friends Pillows

I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'You have failed on all counts...'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"You're right, they are statins."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

Who's Dead

Remember when?... When was that?

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'We,ve still got it,Fred-it's a pity they don't want it anymore!'

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

"Same old crowd."

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"Yesterday I got in touch with a childhood friend!"

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

"Do you realize that we spend one-third of our lives in bed and the other two-thirds in here?"

"Hey, Frankie, remember me? Summer of '88—we were twelve and you buried me up to my neck and left me to die."