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"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Wow, what a DILF."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"Are we there yet?

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

Noah was renound for his bad memory (Dinosaur Extinction)

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'But, Marshal, if I'da built the gallows any higher, ol' Mad Dog here mighta got seriously hurt!'

'You never let us do ANYTHING!'

"I can't see the food for the peas."

'It appears the empire really is declining and falling.'

Noah directs animals aboard the ark featuring first class and tourist sections.

'Is there a backup plan?'

A car stops at a road sign that reads "Children of Israel Crossing" as Moses leads the Israelites across the road.

STOP - Children of Israel crossing

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

Viking Funeral

"Dichos are bits of cultural wisdom that reflect upon life as it happens. Superstitions are magical rituals that fill a gap when knowledge fails. 'Even the best cook blackens her pot' is a dicho. Eating eggs with whipped cream before a big test is a super

'Wh...what? House of straw? House of sticks? But that was so long ago!'