Old Sayings Fan T-Shirts

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Wow, what a DILF."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

"Looks like we're in trouble now...he's got four bars on that thing."

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"Are we there yet?

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

Noah was renound for his bad memory (Dinosaur Extinction)

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

'But, Marshal, if I'da built the gallows any higher, ol' Mad Dog here mighta got seriously hurt!'

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'You never let us do ANYTHING!'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"I can't see the food for the peas."

'It appears the empire really is declining and falling.'

Noah directs animals aboard the ark featuring first class and tourist sections.

'Is there a backup plan?'

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

STOP - Children of Israel crossing

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

A car stops at a road sign that reads "Children of Israel Crossing" as Moses leads the Israelites across the road.

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

I never understood why they talk about something "going south" as if it is a bad thing.

Thank you! That paper almost hit me in the head. The old saying is true ... Good fencers make good neighbors!

Viking Funeral

'Wh...what? House of straw? House of sticks? But that was so long ago!'