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Jumpin' jehoshaphat!

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

"Well that answers that question!"

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Communicating with clients without using buzzwords posed a challenge for the consultants.

"The first goal of our ad hoc committee should be to learn Latin."

We hadn't realised your body language was French....

Brothers Grimm

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

'English is their second language.'

'Actually, they like to read, but so little is translated into dog.'

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'But, Marshal, if I'da built the gallows any higher, ol' Mad Dog here mighta got seriously hurt!'

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

Obedience School Spelling Bee

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

"Good night, son - sweet dreams and a great sleep experience."

'Thanks, it's an English word - it means 'spiritual warrior'.'

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Hart Warming

'You don't want your son to learn Latin? Don't worry, he's already decided that for himself!'

Cat barking.

Comeback of the Boardroom Knickerbocker.

Workers constructing barcodes