Old-fashioned Flirt T-Shirts

"Really? I've never known anyone in the phone book before."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Call me, Ishmael."

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'He Will!'

'Do you come here often?'

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"Wanna go out?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Person Reading For Pleasure

'Sweet, Caroline?'

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe."

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Honestly, at your age, I prefer naughty.'

S&M woman has hung up stockings and put milk and cookies on the floor for Santa in a dogbowl

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

"I think he's trying to pick you up..."

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

An Irishman unfamiliar with how a telephone works

"You have a beautiful smile. It would look great in a glass of water next to my bed."

The End is Nigh!