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"Agnes is so crushing on him."

"Recess does things to a man."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Wanna go out?"

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"How about fashionably never?"

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Pucker up!

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"Bad boys don't die. They just ride in to the sunset!"

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"

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"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Your intoxication beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind paying for the check?'

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

'I love the smell of your leather dress. It smells like a new car.'

"Wanna stop at my place and recharge your laptop after school?"

'I'm trying to catch some Rays - and some Trevors and some Gavins...'

"Suddenly you're keen to join the tennis club."

"Let's make romance non-fiction."

"I was only flirting to get..."

"You have a beautiful smile. It would look great in a glass of water next to my bed."

'Just another young couple out burning the midnight rubber.'