Old Cars Gifts

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Sailor in Car.

Cats on Board.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Run from the hills!

"It's a hybrid!"

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

Parts of an automobile

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."