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Germany.

The leatherhosen thief strikes again!

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Lesbian civil partnership.

Face painting.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Night of the Zombonies.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Beer Stall

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Best Before 5th Pint.

The Last Leaf

Zombies.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Harold, you've changed."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."