Oilman Prints

'What do you mean don't tell anyone, we'll keep it in the bathtub?'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

Snake in the grass...

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Car Breast-Feeding

Take me to your leader. . .

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Energy trap.

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

'Who is to blame?'

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

There's no real oil emergency...

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

Venice Floods

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'Probably to put in his tank!'

"Woo-hoo!"

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."