Oilmen Prints

Oilmen...

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Snake in the grass...

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Take me to your leader. . .

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Car Breast-Feeding

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'Who is to blame?'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Energy trap.

Venice Floods

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Fuels paradise.

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.